One of the hundreds of feeds in my feedreader is the Archinect Job Board, a super-condensed job board for architects (by architects). So today, I had to laugh when I saw Kiernan Quinn’s posting as a Cheif (sic) Designer. Not only is Quinn not an employer looking for a future employee, but his job posting (since deleted) is a work of art. Note, below is a verbatim copy of the since-removed posting at Archinect:

I am a cheif designer who graduate some years ago from MIT. As a result of graduating from MIT #1 in my class I have discovered that IVY Leagures and State Schoolers are paid to prevent me from reaching the right firm for work. To date I have passed the Architecture License exam and designed and built over 10,000 buildings world wide. However, NCARB and local states due to my extensive talent adn skill are not allowing my rights as an architect to pass through the US registration router. Locally in MA it is a stronghold in Woburn MA underneath the Charette Facility managed by Harvard National Guard stooges given positions for attending and paid to hack the computers where I work and interfere in all product purchases, my wages, banking and clients lives. Due to their effort I have become extremely talented at custom design with typically available construction products to allow the contractor to visit home depot rather than get stalled by EPA harvard graduates pulling over truck shipments for a love favor at the Fort Meade assembly of Delta Farce(National Guard) meeting home for Williams and Ivy grads in the play of router life.
This skill and talent is hard to market. So, I offer myself as the job and leave it to anyone to contact me and find out how to profit.
My needs are a straight wage under 1099 rules and a design fee for each design paid at the outset in 50% and at the end in the remainder 50% as a typical contract reads. Up to date the design fees have been impossible to collect due to IVY and Williams and Michigan graduates occupy the halls of Justice with brovado from mead bathrooms that smell of illegal activity of the love origin of similar sexes. Thi is my other condition, I am only interested in females for love and life, so keep the pardon me in your private life if you are that way.
Feel free to contact me if you want architecture and design that meets need, beauty, budget and scope in atimely and legal manner.
Kiernan Quinn

I so hope this is for real.